Because so far I thought they've been all rainbows, unicorns, and Mark Wahlberg (much like the life of my friend Kathy Geiss). So the creators of Tale of Two Titties just wanted to validate your feelings and let you know that we know they suck, but more importantly enough with the facebook statuses! Thanks for informing us that you are "perishing" or that your "brain = mush", but there are more interesting things you can tell us about. For instance: your top dilfs (or milfs, whatever) or cool videos you found online.
So thanks for the life stories.
- A Tale of Two Titties
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.