One of my personal favorite websites is snacksandshit.com. Read all of the posts. I mean ALL of them. Try to do it without soiling your pants with laughter. This website proves that our nation's inner city schools are producing more successful individuals than previously believed.
"By all means I keep my balls clean"
--Kevin the Dude
- A Tale of Two Titties
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.