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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.

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Thursday, December 16, 2010

Little Girls Room-quote of the day

Though I do not have adequate experience in men's bathrooms to pass judgment on whatever is written in there, I have come to understand the many nuances of the Little Girls rooms all across campus. A trip to the potty is often as inspirational and uplifting as a viewing of "Akeelah and the Bee". Contrary to what Tina Fey would have us (and my dad) believe through the movie "Mean Girls" these writings are far from a burn book. Here is an exerpt from the 5th floor of O'Neill (fourth stall)

I tend to not feel my most beautiful while in a bathroom stall in the library, so this author really understood when to capture her audience!

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