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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.

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Thursday, December 9, 2010

Top Five Tshirts to land you on the Sex Offender Registry

Sometimes we all like to indulge our inner perverted, middle school boy selves. Who doesn't like to occasionally laugh at a reference to "Gerbiling" or the fabled "Cleveland Steamer"? Bad Idea Tshirts takes these guilty pleasures to a new, aggressive, and hi-fucking-larious level by putting these quiet dirty jokes on tshirts to be displayed proudly (all for the reasonable price of $7.50)! The idea of someone actually wearing some of these is pretty far fetched, but if someone grew a satchel and went for the most offensive possible, These are the top five they would choose:

5. She's Fat I'm Drunk It's on!

4.Santa is Coming!

3.I'm getting pretty good at masturbating

2.Ass, The other Vagina

1.Penis Tshirt
This one is soooo offensive (more so than the chronic masturbating claims and anal sex references) that this is the preview that BadIdeaT's posts in the offensive shirts gallery

Thanks to this company, you  no longer need a real boner to pull the "tucked vertically into the waistband trick"!

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