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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.

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Thursday, December 2, 2010

Room Raiders

To ponder:
Would you rather have your mom find a bong or dildo under your bed?

Things to Consider:
- Does it require AA batteries or a G from your dealer, Andu?
- Mom is an ex-hippie,
-Your Grandmother is Sue Johanson

2 comments:

  1. if we're sticking to the senario that you described--bong. for sure. if it was real (my real mom, Gina, found it) bong. i never want to have to use the word dildo in a convo with my mom. EVER.

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  2. I'd probably have to say a dildo, i dont think my parents would really follow what i needed that for...

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