Who would you rather take bong hits with? Miley Cyrus or Michael Phelps?
Things to consider: Miley's voice becoming MORE annoying
Michael Phelps acting MORE mentally challenged than usual
Billy Ray finding out and dealing his own brand of Southern-style personal justice
- A Tale of Two Titties
- It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.