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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of drudgery, it was the age of ruthlessness, it was the era of single lady clowns, it was the era of sexy time, there were seasons of Kardashians , seasons of Teen Mom, it was the spring of killer tans, it was the winter of vitamin D deficiency, we had All- American before us, we had dead fucking last before us, we were all going directly to Heaven, some were going directly the other way, this period is unlike any before it, even the crankiest grandmas and emo-est teens, could agree, for good or for evil, this is the pinnacle, it all goes down from here.

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Monday, January 24, 2011

Top 5 Jailbait-B. Baggins

After the positive response to our top 5 dilfs posts, we decided to apply our thoughtful natures in an opposite manner. We thus bring you our top 5 Jailbait guys. Yes, this is a touchy subject, but we insist that no minors were harmed in the making of this list. We have no interest in ruining the purity of childhood, and as we have learned from various prison shows-chomos (or Child Molesters) are the lowest on the criminal totem pole. With that said, here is my innocent list of my favorite U-18's

5) Lou Serafini--Could this little guy be any more precious? Maybe if he were his father: Rocco

4) Underage Leonardo Dicaprio--Not only can he make me shed tears in This Boy's Life and What's Eating Gilbert Grape with his outstanding acting skillz, BUT he also grows up to play Jack Dawson (Titanic) or The-Most-Perfect-Male-Specimen-I've-Ever-Seen.

3) Justin Bieber-He professed that he will by me anything and buy me any ring, so I plan to take him up on that offer. How this Canadian can rival Usher on the dance floor stumps me, but he has been endowed with that gift on top of a dulcet prepubescent voice. Try looking at the Teen Magazine section of CVS without being bombarded with his angelic image

2) Eric Matthews on Boy Meets World (played by Will Friedle)--Yes, Eric not only trumps his endearing jew-fro-tastic brother Corey and Corey's best friend Shawn, but he's even hotter than Mr. Feeny. Eric's light hearted spirit puts him miles ahead of emo poor kid Shawn Hunter.

1) Zack Morris (played by Mark Paul Gosselaar)--Although Boy Meets World trumps Saved by the Bell in its overall entertainment value, Zack Morris represents all that is right with teen television. Only in the realm of tv land can a hot, funny cross country runner exist (who is also capable of getting a 1500 on his SAT!) Though I'm ashamed to say that I got most into this show in the mornings during my senior year of high school, I was not immune to Zack's mischievous charm.
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